As tonight’s Britain’s Got Talent auditions move to London, 42 yr old Anya Sparks, a stay at home mum of three takes her chance to impress the judges.
Anya loves dancing whilst doing the housework, “dancing wiles away the time whilst I’m dusting, I really let rip in the house”. So she’s dusted off her pinny put on her best sparkly outfit and is ready to let it all hang out for the Judges. Pulling a chair onto stage, and with a very loose revealing top, Anya goes for it dancing to Britney’s hit Toxic. Simon is really unsure where to look but Amanda, Piers and the 2,000 strong audience are loving it and dance along with her. But Ant & Dec are concerned that Anya’s top may slip and result in a stage “spillage”.
As Simon hits Piers and Amanda’s buzzers, Anya’s time is up, and Simon asks “what the bloody hell was that? There is not one person on the planet that would pay to see that show”, “That was big girl power Simon” Anya retaliates, much to the delight of the audience. But Piers is obviously impressed, “I’ve waited my entire life for a woman like you”, but will she get the two yes’s she needs to make it through to the next stage of the competition?
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