With the winner of Britain’s Got Talent ultimately performing for the Queen a lot of the acts have taken this into consideration and come up with a routine that they deem fit for royalty, but the first act on tomorrow night’s show doesn’t seem to have taken this fact into consideration, his act is singing from his bottom………..

Mr Methane (Paul Oldfield from Lower Ship Lake) is a performing flatualist, as he says to Ant and Dec “I want to put the art into fart”. Dressed in his Mr Methane costume, complete with cape and eye mask, Mr Methane adopts his “farting position” which results in Simon instantly buzzing him. Once in his “fatting position” and the track plays Mr Methane, with a look of intense concentration, proceeds to fart his way through Blue Danube Waltz. With Simon looking completely disgusted and Piers and Amanda turning their noses up at the smell all Simon can say is “you are a disgusting creature”. It looks like Mr Methane blew his chances…!

Britain’s Got Talent tomorrow ITV1, 8.15pm