Forget Ibiza, forget LA, Nice is the place to be, or at least Elton John’s place in Nice!!

Last week Elton, his husband David Furnish, Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka rocked up to St Tropez with their families for a holiday. Proud and happy the couples posed with their children. Neil kept everyone updated about the fun he was having via his Twitter (including the picture of his sexy hubby above) saying:

“I absolutely love the views here in the South of France! ”

He later revealed two of Elton’s other guests adding:

“Two sentences I never thought I’d say: I just hung out with Bono and The Edge at Elton’s. All three are spectacularly cool.”

This Sunday David Walliams and Lara Stone arrived at Elton’s too, only briefly meeting NPH who left that evening, saying:

“Goodbye, Nice! I’ll miss you, fancy vacation! Take care, dream reality! Back to work, driving, and changing diapers.”

Sadly he missed out on jamming with Boy George whom arrived on Monday.

Now let’s get back to the headline. Today David returned to his Twitter to reveal a lovely picture of him and Bert saying:

“Me and my friend Patrick Cox had a lovely doggy lunch the other day… X”

He then returned a few hours later with even bigger news adding:

“I just mooned Simon Cowell. From a boat. That is true. And then someone a million times more well known than me mooned Simon Cowell too.”

“No, I didn’t”, Piers Morgan butted in.

Quick as a flash David replied:

“This is someone who is actually talented dear, so definitely not you no.”

Give over Piers we all know it’s Sir Elt.

Wow, this makes our holidays look spectacularly average, a picture please??

This post was written by guest blogger and reality TV showbiz observer Daniel Cohen. Catch up with him on Twitter here!