Norma Clarke is a prime candidate for an ASBO – she loiters outside shops, rapping at the top of her voice and decked out in ridiculous amounts of bling. Oh, and she’s 70 years old!

You’ll see her this week on Britain’s Got Talent, where she walks onto the stage and tells the judges to “Forget about my age….it’s what the body does!”

The best bit is where Amanda Holden somewhat patronisingly congratulates Norma for remembering the words, when Norma retorts that “I should remember them sweetheart – I wrote ‘em!”