After catching a horrendous Lady Gaga drag act last night, tonight we had to suffer the indignity of an old guy dressed as Madonna. God we thought Phillip Grimmer was ugly as the Queen of pop but then we saw him on tonight’s Britain’s Got Talent as himself and wished he’d put the makeup back on. Simon Cowell predicted that his act would be ‘monstrous’ and boy was he right!

In fairness Phillip’s outfit and wig was much better than before, but we imagine that’s more thanks to the BGT wardrobe department than any planning on his part. When he danced around Mr C we nearly gagged on his behalf….what an atrocious act! How can Piers Morgan and Amanda Holden even pretend that this man is one of the most talented in Britain!

Judges Comments:

Piers Morgan: If Madonna herself is watching…step aside! There is a new kid on the block.

Amanda Holden: I enjoyed your audition but today I thought you were going to step it up. To me it didn’t look like you had worked out a dance routine.

Simon Cowell: Listen since Amanda and Piers put you through to this round, I am actually urging the British public to put you through to the finals so that these two can present you to the Royal family and they can have front row seats.