Just when Sophie thought things couldn’t get any worse, in walked Kate Lawler.

On finding love on the island Kate said:

“I split with my last boyfriend in April last year so I’ve been single for about a year and five months,�

“Obviously, I miss the kisses and cuddles all the time. I miss the naughty cuddles as well – the sex!�

So will she be looking for love this summer?

“Never say never,� she giggled. “I can’t promise anything because my grandparents are watching and I don’t want to cause them any heart pains or anything like that, so I have to be good.

“And if I do get desperate then there is a shower. I doubt I’ll use it though – I promised my mum and dad!�

Kate has already formed her opinions on some of the celebrities on the island,

“Sophie is outspoken and she cries a lot.�

“She’s not afraid to argue, so if I argue with anyone in there it’s going to be Sophie,� Kate says.

“People seem afraid to say what they feel around her, but I’m quite outspoken and I say what I think.

“I think Sophie’s the most beautiful girl on the island, but I also think she’s the most mentally unstable so I don’t know how she’s going to react to me going in there.�

I imagine she won’t be too happy! It is rumoured that Sophie actually gave ITV a blacklist of people that she would not appear on the island with, and guess what….Kate Lawler was on that list. Get ready for the fireworks!

It was worth waiting for, the moment where Sophie Anderton and Lady Victoria Hervey meet once more.

Sophie was today summoned to the secret suite to meet her surprise guest, imagine her surprise she saw Victoria!

“I thought you were so into Shane, what happened there?� Lady Victoria challenged Sophie.

“It’s my business not yours. It’s to do with reasons to do with me. I can’t explain it to you,� Soph replied.

“All this backstabbing I saw you do made me feel sick,� Victoria spat. “You have f**ked me over and gone off with a guy I like!�

“I said I’m sorry.�

“In the clip I saw you were like, ‘I know Vic, she won’t mind,’ and I was like, ‘F**k, I’m going to kick her head in!’��

“I didn’t know you were that into him and I’m sorry.�

Victoria continued

“All you do is talk about yourself. I have been modelling as long as you but I don’t talk about it every single minute,�.

“We’re different. I’m sorry,� Soph stutters.

“I don’t think you know the meaning of the word. You knew I liked him.�

Oh and thats just the start, as Sophie sheepishly left the room, Lady V went all Sharon Osbourne and tipped a bottle of wine over her head.

I can’t wait to see what happens next!

Today has certainly not been Sophie Andertons day.

First she was subjected to listening to what the celebrities on Love Island REALLY think of her, then Chris Brosnan tactfully dumped her, and now her supposed best friend, Lady Victoria Hervey has arrived to reek her vengence.

Anybody else who had to endure all this, would step back and wonder, “what sort of person am I, that so many people dislike me?” Not Sophie! I bet she’ll be blaming anyone that looks her way.

Lady Victoria Hervey is due to return to the Love Island camp tomorrow for a live show down with former pal Sophie Anderton.

Not only has Victoria’s supposed pal slagged her off and backstabbed her repeatedly but she took it one step further last week when she got off with her man.

To add insult to injury Sophie the self centred model told anyone that would listen that Victoria wouldn’t mind her snogging Chris, and that her friend would want her to be happy.

It would seem however that Sophies happiness is the furthest thing from Victorias mind, and she intends to let her know. Victoria has vowed to tell Sophie how self centred and selfish she is, and set her straight with a few more home truths.

That should be worth watching!

How things change in a week.

Only a few days ago Chris Brosnan was getting it on with Sophie Anderton and Brendan Cole was falling hard for newcomer twin Eve. Now the boys are gearing up to win the hand of the pretty playboy model Colleen Shannon.

Colleen has flirted with all the boys. During the first week it looked as though her and Shane may have something going on, but when that proved fruitless Colleen almost got it on with Chris Brosnan. Then suddenly she was paired with Lee Ottway and there was that whole drama….

Now one partner swop and a pair of hotpants later, and Chris and Brendan are following the blonde beauty around like lovesick teenagers. I wonder who she’ll chose?

After being awarded a day trip away, you would never have guessed that Sophie Anderton was missing Shane Lych, who departed yesterday.

After abseiling down a mountain and sharing a romantic picnic together, Chris nad Sophie began to ‘get it on’.

I think you did an amazing job and I think you’re more manly than you’re admitting,� Sophie cooed.

“I think they got the perfect two people, the perfect couple to go up there to brave the elements to descend the wall of death!� Chris laughed before making his move!

“Any time you want a day trip with someone you can call on me,� he added.

“I can’t believe we just did that,� Sophie sighed. “I was crapping myself!� Chris added.

Would you think me a cynical person if I said I suspect the whole romance is a ploy to avoid eviction? Surely not!

NO NO NO!! The only sexy male on the Love Island has left! I am gutted., But even i must admire Shane Lynch’s reasons for leaving.

In the beach hut Shane revealed:

“I’ve come to a realisation that I’m far from a man who’s perfect, far from a man who makes no mistakes and I have certainly made some mistakes with a certain person back home,�

“I need to put the mistakes right. To cut a long story short, my time has come and I need to leave this place.�

As Shane continued it was clear that his decision was due to unresolved matters with a lady back home.

“I’ve never spent this sort of thought time with others before, with women of the world, and it compares nothing to what I know,� he went on.

“Not even a scratch on the surface of what this amazing person back home is.

“I need to go and take her back and put right. I need to find out if she feels the same.�

“This place is wicked, it’s beautiful but I know myself well and my time is done here,� he sighed.

“I didn’t fancy any of the five girls, if the point of coming here is to find love and its not happened.�

What a sweetheart, I only wish he could have waited another few weeks to come to this realisation. the island won’t be the same without him.

Maybe Callum Best will be able to cheer me up……

In a bid to reinvent himself after his huge knock back from playboy bunny Colleen Shannon, former Hollyoaks star Lee Otway has shorn his locks.

As he was tonight informed that he was safe from eviction from Love Island I gasped in surprise to see his shiny baldy scalp gleaming in the sunlight. With his new hairdo, he does not look dissimilar to Island sex pest Paul Danan.

It definitely makes him look more manly and definitely more hetrosexual. I think he should keep it that way.

“Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned”, would that make Lee Otway a woman then?

Last night saw Lee running around the Love Island camp, kicking screaming and swearing at fellow celebrities, after finding out that Colleen Shannon doesn’t actually fancy him.

Love Island producers got all Big Brother last night, and introduced a twist that no one would have seen coming. While the boys were having a lads night, and the girls were enjoying a pyjama party, Love Island bosses decided to beam portions of the girls chat onto a TV screen in the boys room. Unfortunately for Colleen, they happened to be chatting about her lack of feelings for Lee.

Colleen confessed: “I just can’t let it go on any longer, I just feel like I’m in sixth grade. I have to go and tell someone I just want to be friends because it’s not like in the outside world where you can just get a call and then say ‘Can I call you back?’”

Devastated Lee burst into tears and wailed “I feel like a right little girl in front of you lot.�

As the boys made to rejoin the girls, Brendan hurriedly warned Colleen about what Lee had heard.

Colleen followed him and exclaimed

“I think you’re the greatest but we’re just better as friends,� she offered. �I was thinking of us being together and trying to see if we were just friends or if it could be something romantic.�

But an angry Lee spat: “F*** you Colleen. You should have said that to me instead of leading me on. It’s not fair. You’ve f***ed with my feelings and f***ed with my head. I hope you know you’ll never meet a guy like me who’ll do anything for you.

“You’re someone I’ve invested a lot of feelings in, who I thought I had a special bond with.�

Lee flew into a rage, kicking a tree in the process, before storming into the Beach Hut and smashing up a £3,000 microphone, hurling things at the screen and then finally threatening to leave!

With any luck he will be evicted tonight, his puppy dog eyes are starting to bother me!

This article was contributed by Heather Macauley, Love Island Psychic. For more information on Heather and her work, and to find out FOR FREE what your birth card is, visit Heathers website at www.loveshackpsychic.com

The 5 of Hearts, with their desire for change, often going from one relationship to the next, can be challenging because society doesn’t agree with this type of ‘free-spirited’ love. But it would appear that Eve and Emma aren’t too concerned about what ’society’ thinks and that works quite nicely for them.

We’ve had Emily Scott, we had the twins, but now finally we have some fresh male blood entering the Love Island resort, in the form of Abs from 90s boy band 5ive.

Abs has revealed that he already has his eyes on a few of the girls, namely Bianca Gascoigne and Colleen Shannon. He was chuffed to bits that Leo was kicked out as it will allow him to make a play for the beautiful Bianca. When asked what he thought of playgirl Colleen he replied:

“Well, you blatantly would. She could be an interesting night.�

Very chivalrous Abs!

After hearing what was planned for todays daily decider, Sophie Anderton ‘Diva Extrodinare’, announced to the group that she wanted to go home.

The decider today was based on body weight. each couple had to be weighed and the couple that gueesed the closest to ecah toehrs weight would win.

Sophie decided at this time to reveal that she had spent some time in rehab for an eating disorder, amongst numerous other problems. She also reveaed in the beach hut that she no longer fancies Shane and in fact he is adding to the reasons that she wants to leave. She stated

“I’m not myself. I’ve has a shit f*****g day now because of weight things,â€? she cried. “Yet again there’s another drama.

“And I don’t fancy Shane anymore. I haven’t done for a couple of days.â€?

“I’m going to get voted out for saying this but his self righteousness and, ‘I’m above everybody else’ thing is really doing my head in,�

“There’s Lee singing and making impressions, B’s miserable and apart from working out and avoiding the f*****g fridge which is now full of chocolate, what else am I supposed to do?

“I want to go on Saturday I want to go and let B and Colleen and Lee, people who really, really want it.�

And then came the inevitable dig at Danan…

“Paul Danan fancying me?� she shrieked. “As if I’m going to be interested. If you really think I’m going to lower myself to those levels you must be joking.

“I may be a model but I’m not dumb.�

Fingers crossed she follows through with this one…….

Love Island 2006 is becoming more like Big Brother every day. During the first few weeks of Big brother you would have been forgiven for thinking they had fitted a revolving door, as so many people kept walking out!

After Steve-O’s shock departure last week, Dennis Rodman has now followed suit and left the Love Island camp.

Why?

“I wasn’t brought all the way around the world to be a babysitter,â€? grumbled Rodman.

“I just couldn’t deal with all the little kid talk, the fighting and b*tching and complaining. I wasn’t into all thatâ€?.

“But I came here to do what I had to do,� said Dennis, “And you know? I had a good time�.

So what did Mr Rodman make of the other Love Island inhabitants?

“Me and Chris hit if off, Brendan was heaps cool, and Paul was like the comedian�.

“Paul kept everything lively and going, especially when he started after a couple of drinks… Paul was the man!�

“I think Sophie can be a bitch, but she knows how to play the cameras and votes�.

Poor Lee came of worst though….

“What’s the kids name again? Oh Lee…”

“He’s in between a little transsexual and a little gay guyâ€?.

True Rodman gold!

For the first few weeks of Love island 2006 it seemed as though Shane Lynch had it sorted. He was definitely leader of the pack, all the boys looked up to him and all the girls swooned whe he came near.

But it looks as though Shane could now be replaced in the celebrities affections by newcomer bad boy Dennis Rodman.

All the boys swarm round him constantly, and we have definitely seen an increase in laddish and overtly sexual behaviour since the basketball star arrived in camp.

Since Dennis arrived Shane seems to have taken a back seat, often disapproving of the conversations, or of peoples actions. Will Shane regain top spot? Hopefully right after Dennis is speedboated right off of there!

For the first few weeks of Love island 2006 it seemed as though Shane Lynch had it sorted. He was definitely leader of the pack, all the boys looked up to him and all the girls swooned whe he came near.

But it looks as though Shane could now be replaced in the celebrities affections by newcomer bad boy Dennis Rodman.

All the boys swarm round him constantly, and we have definitely seen an increase in laddish and overtly sexual behaviour since the basketball star arrived in camp.

Since Dennis arrived Shane seems to have taken a back seat, often disapporving of the conversations, or of peoples actions. Will Shane regain top spot? Hopefully right after Dennis is speedboated right off of there!