On his return from the love shack today, Brendan Cole was bewildered when his fellow celebrities were less than enthusiastic to see him back.

Brendan wandered into the Beach Hut musing:

“Last time I came back I felt a sense that I was missed, and people were happy to have me back but I didn’t feel that today at all,�

“Lee pretty much ignored me actually when we came back into the Resort I almost had to ask him to shake his hand.

“Today I just didn’t feel very welcome from anybody really. Oh well.

“Maybe I’m just upsetting everybody. I don’t know man, I don’t know…�

Eventually Kelle Bryan was the one to break the bad news to Brendan and fill him in on thw whole Ask Kate fiasco.

The dancing queen responded by thanking Kelle and then running away.

“I don’t think it put you in a particularly good light,� Kelle informed him. “You came across as nasty. I really didn’t like it.�

“Thanks for telling me sweetheart. I’m sorry I let you down,� Brendan stated, before running off into the bushes.

“I want to see producers,� he bawled. “I’m having a moment!�

Kelle pursued Brendan and found him blubbing by the side of a bridge.

“I’ve been f**ked over completely,� he cried.

“I came here to be a different guy and I’ve done it. I’m not a c**t.�

“You’re not and you are everything you say you are,� Kelle wept.

“You’ve got to walk back in and say ‘I know I was a c-*-*-t, I was and I said this and this and I’m sorry.’�

But no sooner had Kelle turned away than Brendan made another break for it, closely followed by some beefy securit guards.

Sophie Anderton got all our hopes up yesterday when she walked into the beach hut and asked to go home. But unfortunately it was just another cry for attention and the self obsessed model has decided to stick around.

A phone call from her mum seemed to give her the extra boost she needed and she has decided to stay until the bitter end. Better luck next time!

I am busy at this moment trying to decide if Sophie Anderton lives in a complete fantasy world, or if she is in fact a compulsive liar.

Today Sophie showed up at the beach hut asking to go home. But instead of telling the truth ie “I’ve had an awful few days, I have been publicly humiliated and no one likes me,” she instead insists that she wants to do a Shane Lynch.

That is she wants to go home and declare her love to a mystery man, whose identity I would bet is a mystery even to her.

“I want to go home, I’m bored,� Sophie said. “But it’s something deeper. I understand why Shane left.�

“Shane said be strong, follow your heart,� Sophie sighed. “My heart’s not here and it’s taken me six weeks to realise.

“And to be honest, this person, Shane would really love. He stands for all the similar things Shane did.

“I just didn’t see it at the time.�

“I really want to go home,� Sophie added. “It’s been a rollercoaster but I’ve got to go home and deal with something that is really important to me.

“It’s one person who I think Shane would give his blessing to if he met him,� she continued.

“It’s taken me six weeks to finally work this one out. I have got Shane to thank for everything, for setting the standards.�

If she leaves, the island will be so so boring, but if she stays I have to watch her every night and that is pure torture. Is this an attention grabbing ploy, or will sophie really walk? I can’t wait to find out.

On the surprise arrival of Kate Lawler to Love Island yesterday, super bitch…sorry model, Sophie Anderton stormed into the Beach Hut for a rant.

“The fashion industry do not mix with celebs who, actually, haven’t got any talent.�

“I don’t want to be associated with certain people.

“That’s why I had it put in my contract and I read my contract, there are four people who are not allowed to come in this show if I’m in here because of image things, as in who made it from being a nothing.

“(mocking Kate) ’Oh, we haven’t been properly introduced before,’ no, that’s because you…can’t remember being f**king rude to me at my own f**king party when I’m the one on the cover of Loaded, not you.

Kate later revealed: “ Sophie is scary. She’s got that kind of headmistress kind of voice. A ‘I’ve just got a first degree burn,’ kind of voice. Her voice scares me.�

“She could snap. I don’t want to get on the wrong side of her. She does scare me. I can imagine her coming and stabbing me in the middle of the night.�

Come on Kate, wheres that fiesty spirit we love ya for?

Just when Sophie thought things couldn’t get any worse, in walked Kate Lawler.

On finding love on the island Kate said:

“I split with my last boyfriend in April last year so I’ve been single for about a year and five months,�

“Obviously, I miss the kisses and cuddles all the time. I miss the naughty cuddles as well – the sex!�

So will she be looking for love this summer?

“Never say never,� she giggled. “I can’t promise anything because my grandparents are watching and I don’t want to cause them any heart pains or anything like that, so I have to be good.

“And if I do get desperate then there is a shower. I doubt I’ll use it though – I promised my mum and dad!�

Kate has already formed her opinions on some of the celebrities on the island,

“Sophie is outspoken and she cries a lot.�

“She’s not afraid to argue, so if I argue with anyone in there it’s going to be Sophie,� Kate says.

“People seem afraid to say what they feel around her, but I’m quite outspoken and I say what I think.

“I think Sophie’s the most beautiful girl on the island, but I also think she’s the most mentally unstable so I don’t know how she’s going to react to me going in there.�

I imagine she won’t be too happy! It is rumoured that Sophie actually gave ITV a blacklist of people that she would not appear on the island with, and guess what….Kate Lawler was on that list. Get ready for the fireworks!

It was worth waiting for, the moment where Sophie Anderton and Lady Victoria Hervey meet once more.

Sophie was today summoned to the secret suite to meet her surprise guest, imagine her surprise she saw Victoria!

“I thought you were so into Shane, what happened there?� Lady Victoria challenged Sophie.

“It’s my business not yours. It’s to do with reasons to do with me. I can’t explain it to you,� Soph replied.

“All this backstabbing I saw you do made me feel sick,� Victoria spat. “You have f**ked me over and gone off with a guy I like!�

“I said I’m sorry.�

“In the clip I saw you were like, ‘I know Vic, she won’t mind,’ and I was like, ‘F**k, I’m going to kick her head in!’��

“I didn’t know you were that into him and I’m sorry.�

Victoria continued

“All you do is talk about yourself. I have been modelling as long as you but I don’t talk about it every single minute,�.

“We’re different. I’m sorry,� Soph stutters.

“I don’t think you know the meaning of the word. You knew I liked him.�

Oh and thats just the start, as Sophie sheepishly left the room, Lady V went all Sharon Osbourne and tipped a bottle of wine over her head.

I can’t wait to see what happens next!

Today has certainly not been Sophie Andertons day.

First she was subjected to listening to what the celebrities on Love Island REALLY think of her, then Chris Brosnan tactfully dumped her, and now her supposed best friend, Lady Victoria Hervey has arrived to reek her vengence.

Anybody else who had to endure all this, would step back and wonder, “what sort of person am I, that so many people dislike me?” Not Sophie! I bet she’ll be blaming anyone that looks her way.

Lady Victoria Hervey is due to return to the Love Island camp tomorrow for a live show down with former pal Sophie Anderton.

Not only has Victoria’s supposed pal slagged her off and backstabbed her repeatedly but she took it one step further last week when she got off with her man.

To add insult to injury Sophie the self centred model told anyone that would listen that Victoria wouldn’t mind her snogging Chris, and that her friend would want her to be happy.

It would seem however that Sophies happiness is the furthest thing from Victorias mind, and she intends to let her know. Victoria has vowed to tell Sophie how self centred and selfish she is, and set her straight with a few more home truths.

That should be worth watching!

How things change in a week.

Only a few days ago Chris Brosnan was getting it on with Sophie Anderton and Brendan Cole was falling hard for newcomer twin Eve. Now the boys are gearing up to win the hand of the pretty playboy model Colleen Shannon.

Colleen has flirted with all the boys. During the first week it looked as though her and Shane may have something going on, but when that proved fruitless Colleen almost got it on with Chris Brosnan. Then suddenly she was paired with Lee Ottway and there was that whole drama….

Now one partner swop and a pair of hotpants later, and Chris and Brendan are following the blonde beauty around like lovesick teenagers. I wonder who she’ll chose?

After being awarded a day trip away, you would never have guessed that Sophie Anderton was missing Shane Lych, who departed yesterday.

After abseiling down a mountain and sharing a romantic picnic together, Chris nad Sophie began to ‘get it on’.

I think you did an amazing job and I think you’re more manly than you’re admitting,� Sophie cooed.

“I think they got the perfect two people, the perfect couple to go up there to brave the elements to descend the wall of death!� Chris laughed before making his move!

“Any time you want a day trip with someone you can call on me,� he added.

“I can’t believe we just did that,� Sophie sighed. “I was crapping myself!� Chris added.

Would you think me a cynical person if I said I suspect the whole romance is a ploy to avoid eviction? Surely not!

NO NO NO!! The only sexy male on the Love Island has left! I am gutted., But even i must admire Shane Lynch’s reasons for leaving.

In the beach hut Shane revealed:

“I’ve come to a realisation that I’m far from a man who’s perfect, far from a man who makes no mistakes and I have certainly made some mistakes with a certain person back home,�

“I need to put the mistakes right. To cut a long story short, my time has come and I need to leave this place.�

As Shane continued it was clear that his decision was due to unresolved matters with a lady back home.

“I’ve never spent this sort of thought time with others before, with women of the world, and it compares nothing to what I know,� he went on.

“Not even a scratch on the surface of what this amazing person back home is.

“I need to go and take her back and put right. I need to find out if she feels the same.�

“This place is wicked, it’s beautiful but I know myself well and my time is done here,� he sighed.

“I didn’t fancy any of the five girls, if the point of coming here is to find love and its not happened.�

What a sweetheart, I only wish he could have waited another few weeks to come to this realisation. the island won’t be the same without him.

Maybe Callum Best will be able to cheer me up……

In a bid to reinvent himself after his huge knock back from playboy bunny Colleen Shannon, former Hollyoaks star Lee Otway has shorn his locks.

As he was tonight informed that he was safe from eviction from Love Island I gasped in surprise to see his shiny baldy scalp gleaming in the sunlight. With his new hairdo, he does not look dissimilar to Island sex pest Paul Danan.

It definitely makes him look more manly and definitely more hetrosexual. I think he should keep it that way.

“Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned”, would that make Lee Otway a woman then?

Last night saw Lee running around the Love Island camp, kicking screaming and swearing at fellow celebrities, after finding out that Colleen Shannon doesn’t actually fancy him.

Love Island producers got all Big Brother last night, and introduced a twist that no one would have seen coming. While the boys were having a lads night, and the girls were enjoying a pyjama party, Love Island bosses decided to beam portions of the girls chat onto a TV screen in the boys room. Unfortunately for Colleen, they happened to be chatting about her lack of feelings for Lee.

Colleen confessed: “I just can’t let it go on any longer, I just feel like I’m in sixth grade. I have to go and tell someone I just want to be friends because it’s not like in the outside world where you can just get a call and then say ‘Can I call you back?’”

Devastated Lee burst into tears and wailed “I feel like a right little girl in front of you lot.�

As the boys made to rejoin the girls, Brendan hurriedly warned Colleen about what Lee had heard.

Colleen followed him and exclaimed

“I think you’re the greatest but we’re just better as friends,� she offered. �I was thinking of us being together and trying to see if we were just friends or if it could be something romantic.�

But an angry Lee spat: “F*** you Colleen. You should have said that to me instead of leading me on. It’s not fair. You’ve f***ed with my feelings and f***ed with my head. I hope you know you’ll never meet a guy like me who’ll do anything for you.

“You’re someone I’ve invested a lot of feelings in, who I thought I had a special bond with.�

Lee flew into a rage, kicking a tree in the process, before storming into the Beach Hut and smashing up a £3,000 microphone, hurling things at the screen and then finally threatening to leave!

With any luck he will be evicted tonight, his puppy dog eyes are starting to bother me!

This article was contributed by Heather Macauley, Love Island Psychic. For more information on Heather and her work, and to find out FOR FREE what your birth card is, visit Heathers website at www.loveshackpsychic.com

The 5 of Hearts, with their desire for change, often going from one relationship to the next, can be challenging because society doesn’t agree with this type of ‘free-spirited’ love. But it would appear that Eve and Emma aren’t too concerned about what ’society’ thinks and that works quite nicely for them.

Last night saw the twins emerging from the beach hut with supplies for a surprise school uniform party for the celebrities. The islanders were well chuffed until they realise that the party was actually doubling as a leaving party for the twins who had joined them on Love Island only this week.

The twins were upset at having to leave so soon:

“We’re just upset to be leaving you guys,â€? Emma sniffed. “It’s been an amazing experience for us.â€?

But Sophie chimed in saying:

“I don’t want you guys to go, Can I have your mobile numbers?

“I’m going to get to know you in London. Here’s my number. Do not lose it!

“I’m going to call you the minute I get out.�

Brendan may have looked forlorn, but as always Chris Brosnan took the news in his stride stating in the beach hut

“Good to see the girls for a week,�

“Good to get to meet them and everything. It’s just how the mop flops isn’t it?�

Poor Brendan!