Former Celebrity Big Brother winner Alex Reid has seen his career – and arguably, his life – spiraling down the toilet in recent months, therefore one might be forgiven for thinking that he’d go to the opening of an envelope if there was a fiver in it…
And so given what seem to be his dire straits, it won’t come as any surprise that his latest money spinner has come via the medium of writing an open letter to Kieran Hayler, who has of course just married Alex’s ex-wife, Katie Price.
And in that letter, cage fighter and cross-dresser Alex has told Kieran that Katie “uses sex as a weapon” and that being with her is akin to being in a romance with “Jekyll and Hyde.”
Alex wrote the letter for Now magazine – which is where you can read it in full – and began by writing, “Dear Kieran, You’re now officially on the Katie Price roller coaster ride.
“I’ve been there and I just about survived!”
The Daily Mirror adds, “Alex confesses that, despite going to all sorts of glamorous parties, Alex always preferred Katie the morning after when she was looking a little big rough.”
He said, “Although we’d go absolutely mad at celebrity parties and drink like crazy, it was always the next morning I treasured.
“I’m sure you know what happens. Katie would be really hungover. She’d be pale and blotchy but she was never more beautiful to me.”
He went on to accuse Katie of being “controlling”, commenting, “She didn’t like my clothes. She styled me to look like a boy band member in skintight jeans tucked into the boots and very tailored stuff.
“Kate can switch on and off. Being with Katie is like being with Jekyll and Hyde.”
And in a TMI moment, he said, “The sex was amazing at first but it fizzled out.
“She used sex as a weapon.”
He concludes the letter with, “I genuinely wish you and Katie happiness. Good luck, Alex Reid.”
Here’s Alex in the now infamous Plea to Chantelle video…