I thought you made them up as they went along. I suppose because they are still trying to justify to OFCOM why Nikki went back into the house and why people were voting for me when I was no longer in the competition, that they are being a tad obsequious.

Oh yeh Psychotic Shabbaz caused great offence to all asians and all sane minded citizens , but that didnt stop them sticking him the house for old fashioned bedlam stylee entertainment.

Who is the spokesman for channel four, it wouldnt be Dennis the Menace and Gnasher would it.

The time delay is because they want to edit even more stuff out so busy bodies like the MHF, SANE etc cant scrutinise the programme and complain to you guessed it OFCOM.

The programme was a poor example of a “live show” before, the TWO RONNIES is now more live than this.