As the celebrity housemates got settled in yesterday, one thing became rather rapidly apparent, and that is that Jasmine Lennard loves a good stir and a good bitch…

For instance, within minutes of being in the house on Wednesday night, Jasmine told Rhian Sugden that “it would be on” had their fellow housemate Samantha Brick ever written a less than flattering article about her.

The conversation came up when Rhian told Jasmine about the whole Vernon Kay debacle – and by the by, she says she didn’t text anything of a sexual nature to Vernon – and revealed that in Samantha’s newspaper column, the journalist had said it was because of women like Rhian that she didn’t trust men.

Jasmine told Rhian, “If someone had written something like that about me, I tell you, it would be on…”

Evidently not wanting a row, Rhian breezed over it all, but yesterday, Jasmine spotted another window of opportunity to have a stir when she told some of her fellow housemates that Mike The Situation was “headed for a fall” if he becomes romantically involved with Danica Thrall.

Her words were prompted after Rhian told her that Lorenzo had tried, and apparently failed, to chat Danica up. Jasmine – who was now including Julian in the convo – said that Danica’s into Mike, and he is likewise “into” her.

Speaking to the assembled smokers, Jasmine said of Danica, “She’s playing games with Mike, and she’s noticed that he’s stepped back which is why she’s moved on to Lorenzo…”

A stunned Rhian said, “Do you think?”

Spotting Mike and Danica chatting in the living area, Julian said, “They seem to be getting on well now; Michael and Danica.”

Jasmine replied, “Yeah, I mean… I’m going to stay outside of that situation.”

I’m sure The Situation will be pleased to hear that she intends to stay outside of him. Yikes.

She continued, “I think he’s headed for a fall and I don’t think it will do her favours. So, we’ll see what happens.

“He’s just to sweet isn’t he? She’ll eat him alive.”

And she’s basing this assessment on having known Danica – and Mike – for about 24 hours!

Wow.

What do you make of Jasmine?