Celebrity Big Brother 2013: Rylan Clark is revolting! But only so he can overthrow Dictator Frankie Dettori in shopping task! (VIDEOS)
However, he’d be well within his rights to be shouting “Infamy, infamy! They’ve all got it infamy!” as several of the housemates are fighting against his oppression and plotting a revolt designed to overthrow him.
And leading that revolt is X Factor star Rylan Clark, who’s on a secret mission to organise his subjugated fellow housemates into carrying out a coup de grâce that could see them landing a luxury shopping budget.
So to that end, Rylan had to insult Frankie last night in order to be thrown into the CBB jail. Maybe with words to the effect of “Don’t you oppress me!” said Life of Brian styly, sure enough, Rylan’s harsh words saw Frankie’s guard Ryan Moloney carting the singer off to prison…
However, in the jail Rylan found a stick of dynamite, which it’s expected will be used to good effect at some point today.
Meanwhile, Frankie was instructed to invite two of the housemates to dine with him, and he chose Claire Richards and Lacey Banghard, however, they too had a secret mission which saw them having to sneak a tapping device onto Frankie’s phone, which is his hotline to BB.
The purpose of this became evident later when BB announced that the housemates were to enjoy a silent disco – a staple in the diet that is the BB experience – but instead of hearing banging choons, they instead eavesdropped on Frankie’s chat with BB.
During the phone call, BB asked Frankie for his opinion on each of the housemates, and as he had only kind words to say about everyone, except Speidi duo Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag, Frankie probably again insured himself against nominations this week.
However, of what he’d had to say about Speidi, Heidi muttered, “He’s just a little hater.”
We will hear what he said about them in tonight’s highlights from the house during the live eviction show, but for now, here are a couple of clips of the house action…
Claire and Lacey’s secret mission