On this evening’s Celebrity Big Brother…
Yes, yes, we’ve seen it all before in the Celebrity Big Brother house, in which the housemates get bored, make bread and then shape it into despicable shapes.
On tonight’s show, Sam Faiers and Ollie Locke spend some good ol’ bonding time together making the house some bread, but it all turns a bit weird when they start making willy-shaped bread. Mind, this will be the SECOND the time the housemates have done this trick this year.
But, it all comes to a head (ahem) when Ollie tells Sam that he has a “really good looking willy” – ohh errr!
Sam says: “It actually feels like a willy when you hold it like that. I haven’t seen a willy in ages, strange looking things”.
Ollie snaps: “As if vaginas look completely normal”.
Sam replies: “Vaginas are lovely, pretty”.
Then came the cringey moment in which Ollie tells Sam: “I’ve got a really good looking willy”.
And then to our shock, Sam replies: “Prove it” – ohhh! Maybe something will go down afterall. Okay, I’ll stop with the bad puns, I promise.
Elsewhere, after telling Sam he has a lovely willy, Ollie reckons he has turned Dappy camp. This is also COMPLETELY unrelated to the whole penis situation, honestly.
Speaking to Big Brother in the Diary Room on tonight’s show, Ollie says: “I think I’ve turned Dappy terribly camp. I don’t know where this has come from. He slyly asks for makeup, have you noticed that? But he doesn’t ask for makeup, he asks for magic”.
Hmm… ‘Can I please have some magic?’ – We’ll have to watch out for that one. But, one always has to look one’s best for the producers who’re watching you 24 hours a day!