Big Brother has informed the celebrity housemates that they have failed their first shopping task of the show.

The paparazzi team led to the failure after they failed to spot Michael Barrymore over the garden fence yesterday.

“I’m f**king gutted,” said Tina. “Not fair, that.”

Coolio complained that he “didn’t know who anyone was anyway”.

The housemates then threatened to go on a silent protest of Big Brother didn’t award them some alcohol. They only managed to stop talking for a matter of minutes in the end!