Celebrity Big Brother: Peter Andre pities the fool
International pop star Television personality Peter Andre has apparently confided in the loose-lipped person known as ‘a source’ that he feels sorry for ickle Alex Reid, the cage-fighting tiger that’s currently mauling Jordan in the sack. OK, he’s not mauling anything at the moment, except for Stephen Baldwin’s bible, but you know what I mean.
Pete feels sorry for him. He reckons he should take the advice of his housemates, like Heidi Fleiss, and run.
He’d warn any man off Jordan, even if he hates the guy’s guts. That’s how much hurt he feels from their split.
As reported by Now magazine, Peter has started to watch the show (in a ‘know your enemy’ kind of way?) and Reid has gained his sympathy. Somehow.
Since this counts as “spurious story of the day”, wouldn’t it be fun for Petey to set up some kind of exes club for people who’ve been burned by Miss Price? I’d love to see circle time with Dwight Yorke, Invisible Dane, that Gladiator guy she was engaged to, Gareth Gates, Alex and Pete. They could weep on each other’s shoulders and discuss the best paper to sell their kiss-and-tell to, and who’s best for serialising their biographies.
As for Alex, are we feeling the love for him yet, or is he a despicable fame seeker who’d sleep with anybody for his 15 minutes in the limelight?
