The Star has reported today that Big Brother winner Shilpa Shetty, has been signed up for a new movie co-starring Hugh Grant.

An insider told the newspaper: “It’s going to be hotter than a vindaloo… with dancing, singing and a spicy story to boot.â€?

The source added: “She is a huge fan and is overjoyed at the thought of working with him. There will be some smouldering on-screen chemistry for sure.

“She brings all the glamour and he brings the laughs and with the headlines they both generate, the film is going to be huge.�

He continued: “It is the story of a successful and charming, but shy, Bollywood diva who can’t find the right man, until she links up with a producer who promises to help her crack the British and US markets… and they instantly click of course.â€?

What a scoop! First she wins Big Brother and now she gets to star alongside my favouritist floppy haired actor ever! I wish I was Shilpa Shetty.