CELEBRITY BIG BROTHER: SISQO TAKES ON KAMIKAZE KARAOKE

This morning Big Brother called “the most vocal housemate” to the Diary Room.

The housemates debated who this was and Sisqo was sent to the Diary Room, where he was told he had a chance to win luxury treats for the other housemates.

The task: Big Brother played 6 tracks and Sisqo, the most vocal Housemate, had to sing along to each track with the help of lyrics appearing, karaoke-style on a screen in front of him.

However during each track there were 3 occasions when the lyrics disappeared from the screen.

Rules: For every song the most vocal Housemate sings fully and completely, including those lyrics that do not appear on the screen, they will win the group a hamper of luxury treats. But, if they sing the incorrect lyrics, the track will stop and Big Brother will move onto the next track and they will have failed to win that hamper.

However…unbeknownst to the most vocal housemate every time he made a mistake and sang an incorrect lyric, there were consequences for the rest of the group.

Out in the Garden there were two giant turntables one with seats for 6 separate Housemates. Six were selected to sit on the turntable unaware what was going to happen to them. The other turntable had 5 revolting substances which the turntable was capable of firing.

The 5 nasty substances were: FISH GUTS; CAT FOOD; GREASY GRAVY; LIQUID CURRY; COLD CUSTARD

At the beginning of each track, the audio from the Diary Room played into the Garden and both turntables began revolving.

As Sisqo sang incorrect lyrics, an alarm bell sounded and both turntables stopped revolving.

And the housemates opposite the barrels of the firing turntable were then blasted with a revolting substance.

But when Sisqo sang the lyrics to a song completely, the turntables continued to revolve and the housemates were unscathed.

The chosen six housemates for the turntable were: Nicola, Stephanie, Sov, Alex, Dane and Vinnie.

The song list Sisqo sag was:

1. Livin’ on a Prayer (Bon Jovi)
2. Saturday Night (Wigfield)
3. Lady in Red (Chris De Burgh)
4. All I Ever Wanted (Basshunter)
5. Thong Song (Sisqo)
6. Freak Me (Another Level)

The results:

Sisqo failed to sing LIVIN’ ON A PRAYER correctly in its entirety and therefore failed to win PAMPERING PRODUCTS.

Sisqo failed to sing SATURDAY NIGHT correctly in its entirety and therefore failed to win BATHROOM GOODIES.

Sisqo failed to sing LADY IN RED correctly in its entirety and therefore failed to win FINE TEAS AND COFFEES.

Sisqo failed to sing ALL I EVER WANTED correctly in its entirety and therefore failed to win ASSORTED CRISPS, SNACKS AND SWEET TREATS.

Sisqui succeeded in singing THONG SONG correctly in its entirety and therefore succeeded in winning LUXURY CONDIMENTS.

Sisqo succeeded in singing FREAK ME correctly in its entirety and therefore succeeded in winning a MYSTERY HAMPER.

Lisa McGarry

Lisa has been watching reality TV for too long now. She won't do any housework unless 'Big Brother' announces it over the tannoy and everything she does has to be put to a public vote!