Terry Christian and Coolio have become thick as thieves in the Celebrity Big brother house, especially now that they have discovered neither of them are up for eviction this week.

Last night the pair sat in the garden ashtray and bitched about the lack of food in the house and about those who drew up this weeks shopping list.

“It was almost like nobody had done any fucking shopping for five years,” Terry complained.

He remembered the housemates shouting over one another:

“I want this, I want that, and you are thinking like ‘great, but don’t complain when everything runs out’. I can’t believe we didn’t get cooking oil, I can’t believe we didn’t get margarine instead of butter. Everyone is flinging ingredients, left, right and centre.”

Of course Coolio knew a better way to tackle the task, he replied

“We are going to be here until at least next week. Straight up, they don’t want to listen to me, so you are going to have to do it. You are going to have to step up. You have to be diplomatic about it man. You say, ‘Listen, we tried it your way last week, lets try something different’.”