Fabulous! Another trashy autobiography is about to hit the shelves, this time penned by supposedly disgraced Celebrity Big Brother housemate, Danielle lloyd.

A source said: “It will be a red-hot page-turner – full of steamy details about Dani’s raunchy love life and late-night dramas.

“If only the guys realised some of their antics might end up in the book, they might not have been so brazen. But it’s too late now.”

i really wish this girl would go and find a career!