Actor Danny Dyer is furious with Dane Bowers for slagging him off on Celebrity Big Brother, blasting I’ll “bite his f****** nose off”.

Whilst in the CBB house, Nicola T joked that Dane looked like Danny DeVito, Dane retorted that it was better than looking like Danny Dyer.

Dyer wrote in his zoo magazine column: “Let’s be fair – he’d have a touch to look like me, the no-mark. He’d come across OK on the show, but digging me out on TV? That’s a f****** joke.”

Dyer also revealed that Dane had been texting him incessantly, hoping they could work together.

He added: “He was obviously on his arse and had told someone he could get Danny Dyer.

“He wants to slow down. If I bump into him, I’ll bite his f****** nose off.”