So far, the running is exactly as we predicted here in the Unreality house. Dirk was a great housemate, but not enough to beat the awesome Shilpa and the invisible Jermaine.

However, Dirk was my “most interesting housemate” this year.

As he was escorted down the gangway, Dirk kicked his heels a few times for the press and led the audience in a chorus of the “A Team” theme, before going into the studio for his interview.

He didn’t let them dwell long on the subject of racism, but was happy to sit through loads of footage showing his one-way relationship with Shilpa Shetty! I wonder what’ll happen when she comes out, because it’s traditional the the Face Man gets the girl!