A group of Labour MPs led by Martin Salter, MP for Reading West are calling for George Galloway to be punished by the Queen as is laid out in an ancient law.

Waveguide states that anyone absenting themselves from Parliament can be “amerced” - arbitrarily punished - under the 1382 Summons to Parliament Act.

The anti-war Respect MP faces that threat if the Queen decided he has not “reasonably and honestly” excused himself.

So that is three of the current housemates that could be facing legal trouble when they leave the house. Pete for his Gorilla coat, Michael for the pool incident and now George for playing truant from parliament.

I wonder what criminal charges will face Maggot when he emerges….perhaps he could be charged with causing extreme boredom to the general public, or Chantelle could be charged for being much too blonde!