Luisa Zissman talks Dappy’s willy, talks Jasmine Waltz threesome & blasts Helen Flanagan!

by Lisa McGarry
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Luisa Zissman stripped off for a raunchy new photo shoot in this week’s ZOO magazine and made a series of revelations during it’s accompanying interview.

The Celebrity Big Brother contestant, who claims the Zoo shoot was the sexiest shoot she’s ever done, also admitted to fancying fellow housemate Dappy. She told the magazine: “I did fancy Dappy a little bit. He’s cute. I can also confirm his p*nis is comparable to a magnum of Dom Perignon! We didn’t get it on, but I did once accidentally see it in the toilet mirror. And yes, it is the biggest I’ve seen! He’s weirdly shy about it, actually.”

She added: “I was the most sexually naughty. I don’t think they showed a lot of what I did with Jasmine. I don’t think they could…we made a bed away from the cameras and the microphones and we did some… stuff. We’ve seen each other naked, put it that way. She is seriously hot – 
stupidly good looking – and I’ve kissed her quite a few times. Obviously I’d have a threesome with her, but you can’t beat a man at the end of the day, can you?”

Celebrity Big Brother 2014 Luiza Zissman

“Because I’m the way I am, I think I allowed other people to be raunchy. After two days in there, I was going stir crazy. The boys kept going into the shower to crack one out. I actually walked in on one of them. Everyone was at it! I did have a go at it in the shower myself, but I can’t climax standing up. Being in the house for three and a half weeks was very sexually frustrating, believe me. But I’m alright now – I’ve been sorted out since then!”

Celebrity Big Brother 2014 Luisa Zissman

She also blasted Corrie star Helen Flanagan adding:

“Apparently Helen Flanagan had the nerve to say that I’m not classy. She’s got some f**king front, that girl. Every time I see a picture of her, her tits are out. Don’t get me wrong – I’ve got no problem with that – but 
mine are better than hers anyway. They’re the best five grand I ever spent! Maybe we should have a boob-off.”

The full interview appears in this week’s ZOO magazine, on sale now (Tuesday).

Lisa McGarry

Lisa has been watching reality TV for too long now. She won't do any housework unless 'Big Brother' announces it over the tannoy and everything she does has to be put to a public vote!