What happened to Boy George, Anna Nicole Smith and the Tarbucks eh? At least we would have known who they were!

Out of 10 supposed celebrities in the Big Brother house there are only two that I would recognise in the street, and they are Michael Barrymore and George Galloway. If I was unlucky enough to meet either I would still walk on without saying hello!

To call the rest of the ‘Celebrities’ z listers would be too kind!

Housemate number one Chantelle ( an Essex girl who auditioned for Big Brother 2005)has been given the challenge of trying to pass herself off as a celebrity. If she manages to fool the real celebrities she will be allowed to remain in the house, if not she will be evicted on Sunday.

At first I thought this would be a difficult task, but then I saw Maggot, Preston and at least four other non-entities and I realised that Chantelle had it easy.

None of these people are recognisable as celebrities, in fact i am convinced that Big Brother is playing a joke on the public and trying to see how long it will take us to cotton on to the fact that most of these housemates were picked up on London’s Oxford Street yesterday afternoon.