Dancing On Ice 2012: Louie Spence “I’m pleased Christine Bleakley is doing the show, because I get to perv on Frank Lampard!”
Louie Spence has ended up in hospital…for a new heat magazine photo shoot.
He gushed: “She’s gorgeous and she’s charming and I love her Northern Irish accent. And she’s got a great arse, too. Not that I’m interested in it, so can I make that quite clear – Frank, I’m not interested in that way. But as a gay man, I do like admiring women with nice bodies and she does have a great arse.”
Louie added: “I love the fact that she brings Frank [Lampard, her fiancé] down is a bonus for me. He’s been down there two times now, and already I’ve brushed past him and it’s lovely. I’m more than happy.”
“Frank is literally such a hunk. And he smells so good, too – every time I go past him, I [sniffs] have a quick sniff. But yes, he’s lovely and I’m very pleased that Christine is doing the show, because, like I say, I get to perv on Frank.”
Asked who has the best Lycra-clad package on the show, Louie, deadly serious, replied: “When I’m at work, I don’t do that kind of thing. Work’s work, and pleasure’s another thing. I don’t do c*ck watch at work. Absolutely not.”
Louie, says having a one-day-a-week job is great, he told heat: “I’m really enjoying it. I’m having a lot of fun. The best thing is just having to go there on a Sunday. It’s a one-day-a-week job. It’s great. So I’ve got the rest of the week to do other things.”
“I’m loving what I’m doing. It’s my actual forte that I am judging. For me, it’s very easy. “
The full interview appears in this week’s heat magazine, on sale now (Tuesday).