QUOTE OF THE DAY
“All of the captions are crap because the blokes don’t understand how to sign off on something. Thank God they’re not working in f**king casualty ‘cos if you went in with a foot that was bleeding you’d bleed to death before they’d finally notice.” - Janet Street-Porter
Dom hooks Melanie Slade
Dom scored a big fashion shoot with England star Theo Woolcott’s girlfriend Melanie Slade but before he got a chance to organise his shoot Darryn started to take over.
In the accompanying interview Melanie admitted she had over a hundred bags and about 30 pairs of shoes.
Dom advised her: “I really would see a doctor about the handbags.”
Mel also declared that her love for Theo was “real love” and that some day she would like to get married and have kids.
Charitygate
Yvette said that if she won Deadline she would give the £50,000 prize to charity.
Dom said: “I’ll be giving all mine to charity” but when asked which charity he admitted: “home”.
Yvette said: “I am going to split it between three different charities.”
Darryn asked: “Which, save our spooks?”
A bemused Dom yelled: “You are going to split it between three charities? Oh my God. If we are going to start going down the charity line that’s it. I am telling you right now I will never give it to charity.”
When asked why, he blurted: “Because I want the f**king money. I have been through this s**t for six weeks. If some f**king dolphin comes in and does this show it can have the f**king money. Until then I am having it. Yvette, we got on really well last night and you just ruined it. I can’t believe you have played the charity card so blatantly. I think it’s a devious ploy because it’s in the classic reality show script.”
Yvette: “I resent the fact that you are saying that’s devious. What the hell is wrong in giving some away to charity? I am a firm believer in that.”
Dom: “I am a firm believer in if you are going to do that, keep it to yourself.”
Yvette: “You just asked me.”
Dom: “No, you just announced you were going to give it to charity.”
Yvette: “You obviously don’t give enough.”
Dom: “Well if I do, I certainly won’t be shouting about it so you wouldn’t know.”
Former Blue Peter presenter Yvette yelled back: “F**k off Dom. I haven’t been shouting about it. You’re getting on my tits now.”
Yvette went out to calm down and said: “He hasn’t a clue about the things that have gone on in my life or the people I want to help - who the hell does he think he is? He has really pissed me off. Stupid man.”
Later Dom said: “I am sure I’ll look an utter b******d but I stand by what I say. It’s a real showbiz no no to talk about charity. To tell people you are giving money to charity is an awful thing.”
Janet’s on the warpath
When Janet saw the pictures of Melanie directed by Darryn she yelled: “Why is she doing that horrible Lolita pose? I wanted her to look normal.
“We’re not doing a lads’ magazine. I don’t want her to look like f**king Lolita, I want her to look like a normal schoolgirl.
“That’s disgusting, absolutely f**king disgusting. Just delete it. I don’t want them. We want Melanie to look like she is happy wearing the clothes - not like she is trying to be the wet dream of some middle aged man.
“I don’t know why Darryn had to interfere. By going along he takes the authority away from the person taking the photographs.”
She did settle on some of the shots, just not the ones Darryn had anything to do with.
Who’s up for the chop?
It’s the last sacking before four celebrities are left with a chance to claim the £50,000 prize. After a bit of deliberation, Janet sets on Dean, Ingrid and Iwan. Viewers will find out who gets the boot on Thursday’s show.
Deadline, Weds and Thurs ITV2
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