Dom and Ingrid interview Alex James
Dom and Ingrid headed off to the country house of former Blur bassist Alex James. He gave them an exclusive first glimpse of his new cheese making operation and declared: “cheese is the new rock and roll.”
Jolly admitted after leaving that he didn’t bother to do an interview with James. “Blur bassist makes cheese – that’s the piece,” he said confidently.
Abi has ‘moral issues’ with papping
Abi risked the wrath of picture editor Darryn Lyons by refusing to take any ‘pap’ pictures of celebs arriving at an event in Soho. Titmuss, who has made money from being photographed, declared that she had issues with taking pap pictures of Jodie March, Pixie Geldof and her former Love Islander Calum Best. Imogen snapped away and later Abi heard she missed a great shot when Pixie was thrown out of the venue for being underage.
Later she said: “I don’t think I am going to cross my personal line of ethics. That’s maybe a conversation I will need to have with Darryn at some point.”
Later Darryn questioned Abi: “I want to know why you didn’t want to take pictures. All of a sudden you have a moral issue with it!”
Abi explained that she didn’t want to take pictures of certain people and said that Calum in particular was forever hiding from the press.
“Calum courts the press for f**k’s sake,” yelled Darryn.
Lisa gets the hairdryer treatment – and the boot
Lisa was sent to top London restaurant Cipriani to take pictures of celebrities arriving. Bored with hanging around on the street (too ‘random’), Lisa opted to pop into the Toni and Guy hairdressers over the road to get her hair done. “I figured I could kill two birds with one stone,” said a pleased Lisa.
When Joe called from the office she told him where she was - and he told Janet and Darryn.
A furious Darryn despatched Dean to the salon to pap his colleague. “You don’t fuck around with me, f**king cow,” he muttered.
When Lisa got back to the office she got it with both barrels from a furious Darryn.
“You made me look like a f**king prick. You don’t pull anything out of the bag for me and you go and get your f**king hair done and do your f**king shopping. That’s all you’re interested in – shopping and f**king hair. We’re slaving our guts out to make a f**king magazine.”
Lisa was then called in to Janet’s office where the editor told her: “Darryn said quite clearly to go and stand outside the restaurant. He didn’t say go and get your hair done. I told you last week to improve your attitude….I’ve decided to let you go.”
With a burst of expletives, Janet ordered Lisa to clear her desk and leave the office, which Lisa did, but not before sarcastically telling Darryn with a hard slap on the back: “Well done, you’re a man” and then giving half of the office a flick of the middle finger.
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