A victorious Nicola Mclean returned to Away Camp last night pleased with her performance in the horrible bushtucker trial. She revealed to Esther Rantzen: “I asked [Ant and Dec] whether the [crocodile] ball bag was full of semen and it is so I swallowed crocodile semen… I asked if I could get pregnant.”

Esther: “I want to know about this crocodile ball bag.”

Nicola: “It’s so bad, it was so tough.”

Esther: “‘Did it squish?”

Robert: “Shut up Esther, we might have to do this.”

Esther: “I’m sorry, this is not an experience I’ve ever had.”

Nicola: “….yeah it squirted out.”

Over in the Home Camp, a deflated Joe Swash returned and told them the bad news. Supported by his team, his attentions soon turned to his competitor. “I properly underestimated her [Nicola] – that girl’s got balls of steel… she said they’re starving, they’re really hungry.”