I’m A Celebrity 2010: Nigel Havers is ticked off!

Nigel was seen waking up on last night’s I’m A Celebrity tired in a bad mood. Jenny and Dom watched the camp from their sofa perch and said “Nigel’s in a mood this morning. I think Nigel could blow. He’s quite terrifying. I wouldn’t like to get on the wrong end of him.”

Jenny said “The thing is, there’s no violence in him so you just don’t want him not to like you.

Dom commented later “He’s a man going through a certain existential despair. I think parts of him wonder what he’s doing here. He said ‘I’ve got a panto in Birmingham straight after this, I don’t need this’. I suspect if you’ve got a panto in Birmingham, you possibly do.”

Later Shaun, Linford, Nigel and Lembit talked and Lembit commented that “Our conversations are interesting.”

“No Lembit, they are not” snapped Nigel. “They’re dull. That is the problem.”

“It’s becoming endless. Every day is like a year. I can’t talk any small talk anymore. I just can’t do anymore of it. I’m up to here with bullshit. It’s the inane constant conversation. When I finally ever get out of here won’t be able to use my brain anymore. I didn’t realise this isn’t really for me.”

To make things worse, Nigel spotted a tick on his neck. “I’m telling you, it’s really getting to me. At least having a tick gives me something to do.”

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