I’m A Celebrity: Contestants Thrilled That Timmy Mallett Has Gone!

The I’m A Celebrity stars were shocked at the end of last night’s programme by Ant and Dec’s announcement that the two with the lowest votes would go head to head in a trial and the winner would win immunity from tonight’s vote off.

It was revealed that Timmy would have to face Brian at the Last Chance Saloon and the majority of the camp were backing the former policeman to win.

Martina, Simon and Nicola were all eager to see Brian’s face reappear at the camp. Nicola said: ‘Timmy is the most annoying man I have ever met so I hope Brian kicks his butt. I really don’t want to heat that whooping noise again.’ Martina added ‘Timmy is more ruthless that Brian, he’s too much of a nice guy. He’s the rock, man.’

David thought differently: ‘If Timmy comes back the faces on some of these people would be fantastic because they are really vindictive. While I know Timmy can be tedious sometimes, he doesn’t mean it, he’s not got a bad bone in his body.’

Walking up to the trial Brian said: ‘If Timmy decides to play unfair tactics then at least I’ll go down as the one who has played the game by the rules and I’d rather do that than cheat.’

Feeling very confident Timmy said: ‘It takes a certain someone to be up against the collar. Well, Mr. Mischief here is going to bring him down a peg or two and send him on his way.’

Ant welcomed them to the first ever Bushtucker Trial of its kind in I’m A Celebrity.

‘The winner of this special trial will get to stay in camp for not just one more night, you will secure your stay for at least 2 more nights – as you will also win exemption from tomorrow’s public vote off. The aim of this trial is to out drink and eat your opponent by being the first to down a selection of drinks and bar snacks from the Last Chance Saloon’s specials menu.

On our signal you must down the contents of each glass, plate or bowl, slamming the empty vessels on the bar and showing us your empty mouths to prove that you’ve finished the serving. The first person to do so will win the round.’

Dec added: ‘This Trial is winner takes all – which means that whoever wins the most rounds will not only get to go back to camp for at least another 2 nights, they will also feed everyone/mouth in camp tonight. And we will have to say goodbye to the losing celebrity. You may of course pass on any of the rounds, but you’ll lose the round if your opponent manages to finish off their measure.

Brian said: ‘This is the trial I didn’t want.’ Timmy had added pressure: ‘I am a vegetarian which profoundly affects this.’

The first round saw them having to down Beetle Juice Cocktails which was a mouth watering blend of cockroaches, meal worms with darkling beetles. Brian finished his drink around the same time as Timmy but was the first to put down his glass and open his mouth up for inspection.

Next came a crunchy snack of several giant leafcutter ants and a couple of Mopani worms served on a plate. The pair struggled with these as they claimed they were so crunchy and chewed and chewed for what seemed ages before Timmy claimed victory while Ant and Dec almost split their sides around laughing. Brian threw up the remaining bugs saying they were dry as crackers.

Round three is a ‘penis colada’, a tasty combination of crocodile and camel penis with a penis wedge. Brian said: ‘If I don’t win this I’ll never live it down.’ Sure enough he won and Timmy is left with a revolting penis moustache.

The fourth of the five rounds is Tesquilla – one beach worm in each glass – the person to eat the whole worm first wins. The pair threw the worms into their mouths, clearly struggling eating the delicacy, Timmy grabbed hold of Brian’s arm firmly and got shaken off just was Brian chewed the live worm down. Commiserations went to Timmy who then had to leave.

Brian showed Ant and Dec a mark on his arm which he said Timmy had made when grabbing hold of him.

On leaving the camp, Timmy said ‘Bother, whoops, shame, I’m disappointed.’

Returning to the camp Brian told the celebrities about Timmy’s behaviour during the trial. ‘Timmy was very unfair, see these marks here in my arm, it’s out of order. The worm was wriggling about in the glass and Timmy was dragging it out when he suddenly grabbed my arm – that was a deliberate attempt to stop me chewing and to stop me swallowing. He has a calculating side to him that I didn’t find pleasant so I’m not going to be crying on my pillow about the fact that Timmy’s gone.’

In the Bush Telegraph David said: ‘Some would call it cheating, I’d call it aggressive tactics. They are making hay of it in the camp.’

Martina added: ‘I’m really disappointed with his behaviour. I’ve never cheated and that sucks.’

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