One wonders why Camilla Dallerup bothered to sign up for this year’s I’m A Celebrity. On tonight’s show we saw her awake from her first night of jungle sleep, we say awake but she claims that she didn’t actually sleep due to all the scary insects. She moped about looking glum for the rest of the day until she had her crying episode because she was so tired and hungry.

The professional dancer wailed:

“I just can’t sleep properly and I can’t think properly. My brain’s not working. Can you imagine, it’s only three days in, what will happen? I’m scared because I don’t want to put my health in danger and I can’t think straight. I’m just so scared.”

Unreality TV had actually hoped that Camilla would bring some life and cheer to the jungle camp and brighten up our dreary winter nights. However, if all she’s going to do is moan and weep, we will be forced to mount a campaign trying to get her doing all the bushtucker trials. That will send her running for the hills!