I’m A Celebrity: It’s A Constipated Camp!

With the lack of stars being achieved in the I’m A Celebrity camp, and the lack of fresh fruit and vegetables, celebrities are clogging up.

Toby revealed in the Bush Telegraph today that many of his fellow celebs hadn’t yet been able to make an extended trip to the dunny.

Myleene Klass: I'm A Celebrity“The camp is clogged right now,� he explained. “It’s four days in and nothing is moving,� he said helpfully listing Myleene, Jan, Scott and Matt as those who had yet to have a successful trip to the loo.

“We need prunes,� Myleene pleaded. “And you’d better get more vegetables because there is very little movement.�

“I think that Lauren is alright,� Toby confided. “She is walking a little lighter than the rest of us. Frankly I’m a little bit jealous, maybe I could learn from her.�

Lauren Booth: I'm A Celebrity“In a sentence, I’m using the dunny facilities to the maximum capacity and I’m very content,� a relaxed looking Lauren told the Bush Telegraph.

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