I’m A Celebrity: JANICE AND LYNNE PULL TOGETHER FOR BUSHTUCKER TRIAL

Janice and Lynne were forced to work as a team for the Bushtucker Trial as Lynne sported a suit covered in ostrich food and was lowered into a pen of hungry ostriches by Janice.

As the pair turned up to do the trial Janice saw the birds and yelled: “Are you kidding me? Are we going to have to ride those puppies?”

Ant and Dec then asked Janice what she thought the trial – named Nip and Pluck - involved.

Janice replied: “I thought it was a hot plastic surgeon. I was happy to come today.”

Ant explained: “Basically it’s very simple this trial, it’s like a game arcade grab machine. You know those machines where you use the claw and you grab things then you move it back? It’s like one of those but instead of little fluffy toys we have these ostriches.

“The pair of you has to work together as a team. One of you will be operating the claw from here, the other will be the claw. You will sit on this chair and you’ll be moved around by the operator and you have to collect the stars with your feet and put them in the basket at the other end of the pen. All of this while wearing the ostrich food suit.”

Immediately Lynne said: “Of course I’ll be the one who wears the suit, don’t worry.”

Janice said: “I’ll operate.”

Lynne said sarcastically: “That surprises me.”

Janice said: “It’s because I’m a really good operator.”

Lynne: “So when I say, ‘Janice, can you just take me a little bit to the left a little bit to the right’, you’ll just calmly do that right? Please.”

Janice: “Look at me, I have two children, you are under my umbrella, we are going to win this thing and there’s more of you to pluck.”

Gesturing about her own body she said: “There’s nothing to pluck, they’re going to love you.”

Lynne said: “Did you hear what I just said then?”

Janice said: “Yes”

Lynne: “So when I say to you, because I’m going to be down in the pit.”

Janice: “I heard it thank you.”

Ant and Dec explained that the pair had ten minutes to get 11 stars then Ant said: “It’s up to you to decide who’s going to do what.”

Janice said: “I’ll drive, she’ll be plucked.”

Lynne said: “So which do you think is a tougher job?”

Janice: “Me? Driving.”

Lynne said: “You don’t think it’s going to be difficult sitting in that seat?”

But Janice replied: “No Lynne, I’m going to guide you. You’re going to be the captain and I’ll be the co-pilot.”

Lynne said: “And that’s how you see it?”

Janice: “I do. I’m a great driver.”

Once Lynne got in the bright orange suit, which was covered in bird seed and had three buckets of bird food attached to it, Janice said: “That’s a great colour on you Lynne.”

Lynne said: “Janice, just be calm and stop performing and just help me please. Please, I’m just asking you, that’s all I’ll ever ask you in my life.”

Lynne climbed into the seat and got ready for the trial to start, but Janice lowered her straight away, without moving her near to a star.

Lynne yelled: “You have lowered me in the wrong place, but, never mind, take me straight ahead. Quickly, we have only got ten minutes Janice move it now. Will someone…Janice please.”

Lynne managed to get one star between her feet but then Janice sent her flying straight into an ostrich. Lynne was not happy and started barking orders about where she wanted Janice to take her. After three minutes they had managed to get one star and Lynne was constantly shouting at Janice.

Janice said: “Lynne, you better stop or else I’ll back you right into an ostrich’s ass so fast it’s going to make your head spin.”

But despite her warning Lynne continued to shout at Janice. Janice said: “I’m going as fast as the buttons are getting me there kitty-kat.”

After getting two stars Lynne said to Janice: “Well done darling.” But Janice snapped: “I’m not your darling.”

The bitching continued until the pair got seven stars. Janice said: ‘Well done Lynnskers.”

But stern Lynne replied: “Don’t say a word Janice, please.”

As the trial ended Ant said to Janice: “Can you bring her back over here?”

But Janice snarled: “No, I’m letting her walk. Say, ‘I love you Janice’ and I’ll let you out.”

Lynne said: “I love you Janice, you only had to ask.”

After the trial Lynne told Ant and Dec: “There’s one person who will be surprised. Mr Rodney Marsh said, ‘this is going to be a disaster’.”

To which Janice replied: “He’s an old prick.”

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