I’m A Celebrity: Kim Woodburn doesn’t like Justin Ryan’s moley, moley, moleys!

by Lisa McGarry


Kim Woodburn and Justin Ryan had a row in the I’m A Celebrity camp yesterday, when she suggested to him that he had the moles removed from his face.

Justin explained in the Bush Telegraph “We take the mickey out of each other all the time but she said today bizarrely she thought I should go to the hospital and get my moles cut out and I’ve got a complex about the moles because when I was a kid I used to get called Moley and I was quite sort of taken aback.”

Kim and Justin were talking when she pointed at his moles and said “Why don’t you cut them off? Those lumps you have on your face. You’re a good looking guy. I think you’re much more handsome. You’re a handsome guy.”

Justin looked affronted and said “I couldn’t get rid of them. They’re my character. I love them. That’s like saying why don’t you get one of your boobies cut off.”

“Kim that’s quite rude to suggest that I should just cut myself up so I should look better for you. I like to think I get by.”

“You do get by dear but why would you have them when you could have smooth skin?” she replied.

He explained that he had had them since being a baby. “You were born with them. Aaahr.“ Kim said.

Later Justin was relaying the story to the rest of the camp, unaware that Kim could hear every word from her caravan.

Lucy explained “I don’t think Justin knew that Kim was in her caravan in the doorway like Marlene Dietrich and overheard and came marching down and thought that he was talking behind her back.”

Kim confronted Justin saying: “You’re an old woman do you know that. Do you know, you could turn round and say to me I’ve got hair pieces, I’m old and I’d laugh it off. I turn around and say to you why don’t you get the mole off your face and you’re so hurt. If you can’t take it don’t dish it out.”

“Oh, it’s my turn Katie” said Justin referring to Kim’s attack on her the previous day.

“No, but you shouldn’t be talking. No we don’t start this in this group. You are one of the most insulting people. You say things that I know you’re only joking. What a pity you can’t share the joke with me darling. You say terrible things and I know you’re only joking. If you can’t take it, don’t hand it out darling. It isn’t different. You come up with naughty things and we all laugh it off because we know you’re only joking. Don’t do it to me any more because I won’t take it darling. I don’t have fun listening to you talking about me when I’m up there. Don’t we turn after a few days in the jungle! I say what I think and I’m known for it.”

Justin later said “I don’t hold a grudge against Kim and I really like her but I will perhaps be a bit more aware of what’s said around about her and perhaps to her.”

Later Kim admitted she was wrong in the Bush Telegraph. He said: “Actually I made a prize blunder. If I tell the truth I nearly disappeared up my own backside with embarrassment. Sorry folks. I did a boo boo. But I won’t do it again.”

Lisa McGarry

Lisa has been watching reality TV for too long now. She won't do any housework unless 'Big Brother' announces it over the tannoy and everything she does has to be put to a public vote!