Kerry Katona moves in with Jodie Marsh so she can become a bodybuilder too!
There are some pairings that are just unthinkably awful – such as chicken and jam, or bathing in socks, or Mark Wright bedding Emily Bishop… shudders.
And according to Heat magazine, one of those horror pairings is happening right now as Jodie Marsh has reportedly invited Kerry Katona to come and live with her so that Jodie can oversee Kerry’s transformation from lard arse to sculpted bodybuilder… shudders.
Former Celebrity Big Brother housemate Jodie and Kerry – who of course starred in I’m A Celeb – apparently met while appearing on This Morning last month, where it seems Kerry “begged” Jodie to “tone her up.”
Jodie told Heat, “I said to her, if she’s going to do it, she can’t mess about.
“She then asked if she could move into my house, as that way I could keep an eye on her…
“I said yes. It would have to be as strict as that.
“There’s no point training and eating healthily with me, and then going off and eating crap.”
Adding that her house is going to be “a lunatic house” when Kerry moves in with her four kids, who’ll have to budge up on the sofa to accommodate Jodie’s four dogs, Jodie went on to say, “Kerry did say, ‘What if you got me so fit I could get on stage at the end and compete?’
“I could definitely do that with her. I think Kerry is taking better care of herself now, rather than worrying about relationships.
“She knows that she’s got to look after herself and the kids and do whatever’s best for them, so I think this is a step in the right direction for her, instead of worrying about men all the time.
“I think it would change her life drastically and for the better.”
And finally, of how she’s going to get Kerry in shape to attend all those openings of envelopes that she hopes to be invited to, Jodie said, “With Kerry, she probably hasn’t got any muscle…
“So to build it up you need four months to bulk up any muscle then strip away the fat.”
Well good luck ladies… shudders.