Doing the shopping list has rarely been a time for harmony and peace in the house, but this year – so far – it’d all gone pretty smoothly. Too smoothly possibly and today, things erupted shopping list styly, big time, as many of the housemates might say, like.

No details of what caused the row are available yet but we do know that Marcus got so riled up that BB had to call him into the diary room to calm down, and quelle surprise, it seems Sree was involved somewhere.

And while Marcus was off on his enforced calm down, Halfwit decided to analyse his actions…

“Marcus is not generally an aggressive person, but he does have this very strong view that there are good people and bad people in the world.”

And by the sounds of it, some bad people were trying to shop…

“If you fall into the bad person category in Marcus’s world, then he won’t be so polite to you and he won’t be respectful to you” he continued… and continued.

“To Marcus’s credit, he doesn’t draw the line arbitrarily – it’s not just people he likes and dislikes, it’s according to his moral standards.

“Personally, I don’t agree. I don’t think there are just good people and bad people in the world – I think there are shades of grey.” So possibly aliens wound Marcus up?

He wasn’t done yet by the way…

“The more you understand people the harder it is to make harsh judgements.

“To know all is to forgive all” he – finally – concluded doing a fair impression of God. He may not be omnipotent but, hey, he gets around man.