Angel has spent a good deal of the weekend spreading misery amongst her housemates. It began when she informed Freddie/Halfwit that she’d had a birthday in the house but asked Big Brother to keep quiet about it. She didn’t want people to know she told Halfwit, so quite why she told him wasn’t entirely clear.

“I don’t like birthdays” Angel told Halfwit. “Doesn’t make me happy. I asked Big Brother, do not celebrate my birthday.”

“When was your birthday?!” asked Halfwit.

“I’m not telling you, but it is already gone.” She sombrely replied, adding a bit more misery with her declaration that, “Birthdays is ******* sad. One makes a lot of reconnection from the past. Parents giving you presents, friends coming…”

Well you can see her point eh? How horrible; presents, parents, friends… who’d want a birthday like that?

“This is probably the weirdest birthday because it’s all being broadcast” said Halfwit, trying in vain to relight his birthday bonfire after she’d p’d on it.

It wasn’t long before her mood rubbed off on him though…

“It’s weird because whenever you experience anything it’s almost always an anticlimax.”

“Your imagination is much richer than reality” agreed Angel prompting an uncomfortable silence. But she wasn’t done yet and her next “I’ll make you as miserable as me” victim was Sree…

"Please to be lizening or I punch you in head"

“Do you want to lose?” she told him during Freddie’s birthday bash. “Keep fighting. This is more important than any girl. You can cry at your University. You need to be strong.

“We are opponents here. Cry to Big Brother in the diary room, they are good for that, don’t cry here. Don’t show people you are upset. Love kills, it’s true. Love makes you weak but you need to find your strength.”

Not a big fan of the love then Angel?

She went on to say, “I am partly girl…” which I think was something of an overstatement, however, she continued, “I know girls take energy from weakness. Don’t give energy. You are losing the game.”

Sree then told Angel that she was a “lovely lady”, but 36-year-old Angel responded that she was merely “old”. “I have lived for a long time and my heart is all wounds” she told him.

Was she done? Not quite…

When Sree asked her if his body looked “okay” to her, she looked him over and firmly said, “No, this is not the body of a man.”

Whereas hers is – and Lord knows we’ve seen the evidence of that all too clearly… *shudders*