I like, totally think you're a psycho lesbian. Golly.

It comes as no surprise to me – or indeed anyone who watches Big Brother – that Caroline Wharram has been bitching again…

She spends most of her BB life doing so, but her latest rant was a particularly vitriolic one about Lauren.

The Daily Star reports that not only did Caroline claim that Lauren’s a lesbian – who fancies Sara – but also that she has “a personality disorder.”

The paper reports that in a late night chat with Scott, Caroline said that the reason she and Lauren don’t get on is because Lauren doesn’t fancy her.

She added, “Lauren’s got the biggest personality disorder. She’s nuts…

“She’s incapable of being nice. Her reaction to stuff would suggest she’s a lesbian.

“She doesn’t want to be my friend because she doesn’t fancy me. She’s obsessed with Sara. She’s such an arse-licker.”

So apparently, the way to spot a lesbian is how they react to “stuff”, they’re obsessed with Scottish models and have a love of rimming. Glad I now know the telltale signs; it’s going to help when I’m out lesbian spotting.

But of course, Caroline isn’t the only housemate who’s not feeling the love for Lauren, and Ashleigh recently said of her, “She’s a spoilt little f***er. Her laugh makes me feel physically sick. She makes me cringe.”

But the absolute kicker for Ashleigh over Lauren is, “She’s never had a fake tan!”

Oh my god… frankly I’m surprised the show’s producers would allow a freak like that into the house. Never had a fake tan… it’s just plain shocking.

Other criticisms of Lauren have been bandied about, such as Shievonne’s declaration, “She’s got anger problems,” and Becky’s decree of, “She’s so rude and diva-ish.”

What’s your opinion of Lauren? Is Caroline’s claim that she’s a lesbian with a personality disorder – who’s never had a fake tan – a valid one? Or is she just a farm girl from Jersey who’s fierce when someone tries to take her cigs away?