Look, the fact is, when it gets to this size, I just plain have to...

*Please note to save you time – yes, the following puns were indeed intended.

Day 13 in the Big Brother house saw Benedict being caught red-handed – again – as he had a bit of Me Time (hand over fist me time…) in the shower.

He’s made no secret of the fact that he likes to pleasure himself in the shower and the bath, and the loo, and well, just about anywhere it would seem…

However, some of the other housemates are not impressed, and I guess it’s fair enough that they might be a tad grimmed out given that they too have to use the shower and bath etc.

But yesterday, having heard rumblings of discontent, Benedict decided to come clean and explain to the housemates that he just has a high sex drive, so needs must and all that…

However, he added that he always cleans the shower and the bath after he’s done the do, which to be fair, I thought was quite spunky of him.

After his I Abuse Myself, There, I’ve Said It chat, Lydia, Becky and Ashleigh moved to the sitting area to discuss how much of a w**ker Benedict is.

All three ladies expressed their horror at what he’s been doing, and will continue to do – so there – and only Lauren spoke to Benedict about his self-love, saying, “I get where you’re coming from.”

Well I think we all do Lauren.

Frankly Becky, I simply wouldn't do that around Benedict... he's running out of places to 'go'

Self appointed Agony Aunt Shievonne kept out of the way, while a bemused Arron and Adam could only giggle every time the word penis was used.

So, let’s have a mass debate of our own. Benedict’s shower w**king; Sticky Icky or So What?

Loo self-love; Shouldn’t Be Allowed, or Carry On At Your Own Convenience?

Let us know!