Big Brother 2012: It’s Day 20, and the chairs are back but so are the hangovers #sublimewhathappened
It’s Day 20 in the Big Brother house, and this morning, the ever kind hearted big guy let the housemates sleep in until 10am, but then he went and blotted his copybook by playing in an alarm that was clearly the devil’s work…
Click here to see how cruel BB roused the hung over housemates.
So a groggy and grumbling – not to mention shuffling and potentially incontinent – group of housemates made their way into the living area to review the decimation and carnage wrought by last night’s duo of 21st birthday parties for Ashleigh.
However, the good news is THE CHAIRS ARE BACK, but the bad news is, nobody really gave a shiny s***e given that the entire house resembles something off the set of National Lampoon’s Animal House.
But there’s trouble brewing for while some housemates immediately began tackling the pigsty, others slunk off back to bed… o oh.
Luke A is particularly unhappy with the state of his domain, the kitchen, and having regarded what lies in the washing up bowl, he sadly remarked, “That’s dysentery in a pan, that is…” but with a sigh of resignation, he set about cleaning up the toxic waste.
Elsewhere, Caroline has been talking to some of the housemates about accusations that she’s too harsh and too quick to judge others, prompting her to comment, “I’m not Hitler.”
Well… good, I guess.
But returning to the state of the house, some two hours after being woken, the clean up is still going on, and there seems a fair way to go yet, however much of the conversation is dominated by the eternal drinkers’ question, “What happened last night?”
Which reminds me of one of my favourite songs ever – What Happened by Sublime, so here’s a clip of it, just in case you haven’t as yet encountered the excellence that is Sublime…