Big Brother housemate Ashleigh is of course having a romance – or fauxmance, depending on your point of view – with fellow housemate Luke S, however, from the get go, Ashleigh has worried that Luke S actually fancies Lauren, and that Lauren fancies him right back.

So worried about it is she that soon after she sparked up her ‘friendship’ with Luke S, she decided to end it before things went any further in order to leave the way clear for Lauren to swoop and claim her “made for each other” man…

However, an oblivious Lauren had no clue that she was supposed to have the hots for Luke S, and for his part, from what I’ve seen, he doesn’t seem to be interested in Lauren, but in Essex girl Ashleigh’s head, it’s all a big can of worms just waiting for Lauren or Luke S to pull the ring pull and expose their true feelings.

Nobody has as yet reported on what the teacher said once playtime was over…

However, yesterday, despite the fact that a couple of nights ago Ashleigh gave Luke S a helping hand under the covers and the pair spend all their time indulging in extensive bouts of tonsil tennis, the Lauren-Luke S paranoia surfaced once again.

Speaking to a few of her fellow housemates about her theory that Big Brother put Lauren into the house as some kind of human prize for Luke S, she explained, “They cook together and work out together…”

Adding, “It’s enough to make me paranoid.”

No s**t Sherlock.

However, male model turned romantic philosopher Arron told her she had nothing to worry about, because despite the fact that she and Luke S have nothing whatsoever in common, “Opposites attract.”

Wise words indeed I’m sure you’ll agree.

But things returned to their normal workaday romance when Luke S and Ashleigh discussed their future post-BB with Becky and Shievonne, and it seems they’re planning their own show already. Click here to see a clip of their chat.

Meanwhile, perhaps spurred on to make a move by all this talk of relationships, Arron took Sara to one side and told her that he finds her “really attractive.”

However, perhaps fearing that any kind word could make Sara jump his bones, he added, “Things would be different outside, but in ‘ere, it’s just awkward…”

Righttttt. So, I presume then he was merely registering an interest, much like Scottish house buyers do and tomcats do when they pee on anything they want.

But evidently, he’s not prepared to get into a romance in the house. I imagine Sara is still weeping over the fact that Arron won’t be hers right now.

Here’s a clip of their somewhat bizarre chat.

We will of course keep you posted as to whether there’s any developments in the Sarron (or Arrsa) affair.