Ever since Chris James went into the Big Brother house, it’s been bugging me as to who he reminds me of…

But during last night’s highlights show on Channel 5, I had a eureka moment. He reminds me of Gavin & Stacey’s Smithy!

Smithy was of course played by James Corden – see, they even have a name in common! Coincidence? I think not – and even though it has to be said that Chris isn’t as funny as Smithy, much of his demeanour and persona is spookily similar to Smithy’s, including his evident love of KFC.

But equally, we have to take into account physicality, and Chris’s abs, if that is in fact what they are, are reminiscent of the Ninja Turtles, so one can’t help wondering if there’s been some kind of cloning experiment there between Smithy and one of the turtles. To wit…

Hard to argue with hard evidence isn’t it? Who knows what they get up to at Porton Down. Maybe they’re trying to perfect a cyborg of the future, sent to eat all the pies and hence, starve an opposing army to death? You just never know…

Anyway, moving on, in last night’s highlights show, Caroline, Becky and Scott were taking the pee out of some of their fellow housemates’ most clichéd one liners, which is one of my pet hates as year in, year out, they ALL say the same things…

So, I thought we could have a mass debate on what’s the most irritating over used and annoying phrase or sentence in the history of BB.

Here are my runners and riders…

“I’m just being myself” and “Just be yourself…”

Who the hell else would you be? The Pope?!

“He’s playing a massive game”

It’s a piggin’ game show, you’re meant to ‘play a game’!

“She has a game plan”

Ditto as above. Grr.

“I knew it, I just knew it…” or the timeless classic, “I’m definitely going on Friday”

Said when nominations are revealed or evictions announced. EVERY CHUFFIN’ TIME!

“I’ll be up this week”

Again, ditto as above, and another grrrr.

“No, you’re not going anywhere”

Said to anyone who’s ever faced eviction, ever.

“I haven’t really bonded with…”

Did someone glue you together? Or did you give birth to that person? No? THEN THERE IS NO BOND TO BE HAD, EVER!

Mate I feel better for getting that off my chest!

Please do let me know what sentences you hate to hear the housemates utter using the comment box below.