Today, Day 18, has begun most confusingly for some of the housemates, and this is because of a mischievous midnight prank that was carried out by Lydia, Deana, Luke A Benedict and Lauren…

It began when, around midnight, Lauren rearranged the items in the kitchen cupboards just to p**s Luke S off, and overseen by lookout Luke A, Lauren mischievously revealed, “I’ve done it really un-neat because he’s so anal!”

Lauren then enlisted Deana’s help in messing with Luke S, and she suggested moving some things out of a top cupboard into a lower one – the devious sod – but Lauren said, “We will but not yet…” evidently keen to save the best ‘til last.

By now, Benedict, the man behind the curry powder in the protein shake debacle was a willing accomplice, and while Deana stood point for him, watching in case someone who wasn’t in on the conspiracy ambled by, Benedict found the tuna supply. Dun dun dun!

A delighted Deana could stand and watch no longer, so she helped Benedict load up the fishy treats into a furry blanket – which I’m sure is a tactic that’s been deployed by spies and espionage operatives for similar covert ops previously – and ushered Benedict into the bedroom to lie in wait until further notice.

Back in the kitchen, Lydia was now in on it – quelle surprise – and operation Shift the Sugar got underway. Joined now by Lauren, Luke A and Deana, the group decided to expand the op and included the moving around of any and all breakfast items, with a view to causing mass confusion in the bleary eyed first thing this morning.

All hell broke loose then as the giddy co-conspirators hid sauce in vases, potatoes in book racks and laid out eggs in egg cups.  Crazy kids.

And while all that was going on, Benedict had put the furry blanket and its contents (brace yourselves now) RIGHT NEXT TO LUKE S!

My god…

But sure enough, first thing this morning, several of the housemates found their other brain cell completely confused by the cupboard hopping groceries, but Shievonne was determined to get to the bottom of it.

While some housemates mooted the idea that there was a poltergeist at work, and yet others suggested it was BB messing with their heads, Luke S – who hasn’t as yet discovered the tuna wrapped in a blanket – could only stand and stare at the place where his brew making items used to be. I think he figured if he stared long enough, they’d simply materialize.

But back to Shievonne, she confidently stated, “I didn’t watch all those episodes of Murder She Wrote for nothing” as she examined various items in the kitchen looking for telltale signs, such as fingerprints, DNA or a ransom note.

She found none of the above and the mystery remains unsolved…