Dennis Rodman Leaves Love Island….Why Don’t People Stay?

Love Island 2006 is becoming more like Big Brother every day. During the first few weeks of Big brother you would have been forgiven for thinking they had fitted a revolving door, as so many people kept walking out!

After Steve-O’s shock departure last week, Dennis Rodman has now followed suit and left the Love Island camp.

Why?

“I wasn’t brought all the way around the world to be a babysitter,â€? grumbled Rodman.

“I just couldn’t deal with all the little kid talk, the fighting and b*tching and complaining. I wasn’t into all thatâ€?.

“But I came here to do what I had to do,� said Dennis, “And you know? I had a good time�.

So what did Mr Rodman make of the other Love Island inhabitants?

“Me and Chris hit if off, Brendan was heaps cool, and Paul was like the comedian�.

“Paul kept everything lively and going, especially when he started after a couple of drinks… Paul was the man!�

“I think Sophie can be a bitch, but she knows how to play the cameras and votes�.

Poor Lee came of worst though….

“What’s the kids name again? Oh Lee…”

“He’s in between a little transsexual and a little gay guyâ€?.

True Rodman gold!