As a massive reality TV fan, I have been avidly watching this years series of Celebrity Scissorhands.

It is one of the most ‘real’ reality TV shows around, and I can’t understand why it has been consigned to BBC Three.

However each night when they announce that “you too can have a Celebrity Scissorhands haircut” at the Lee Stafford salon, I shudder and silently will the general public not to leave of their senses.

I watched the show tonight as Tamara Beckworth destroyed a young girls crowning glory, as she hacked it off haphazardly. When she finished the girls hair must have had 100 different layers and looked like it had been cut with a knife and fork.

I couldn’t be paid enough money to let one of these numpties near my hair, whether it be on my head or on my body. Anyone so desperate to meet celebrities that they would let them destroy their hair or rip their private fuzz off in front of the nation has serious issues!

For those considering making a trip to the Scissorhands salon, good luck, you’re gonna need it. I’d love to see some before and after shots when you emerge!