Last night, Charlie went into the diary room to ask BB if he would provide a party in exchange for a token and, in an uncharacteristic fit of niceness, BB agreed, so a delighted Charlie ran like a little girl into the bedroom to share the joy…

After getting everyone’s attention, Charlie began to relay the news;

“I was telling them that everyone was a bit down and that malarky, and if I was at home I’d be having a drink and getting ready to go out…”

“Charlie, come on!” Siavash shouted, being not a one for the long story.

“On this occasion,” Charlie said, doing his best BB impression and cutting to the chase, “Big Brother are willing to exchange a token for alcohol and music.”

Siavash promptly leapt up and did a little dance on his bed while screeching with joy. Doesn’t take much does it? However, Halfwit was on hand to pee on their bonfire…

“This means we won’t have hot water for maybe two days” he said, perilously on the verge of harshing everyone’s mellow, but he soon added,

“It’s good, but ask around.”

And with that semi-seal of approval, Charlie ran into the kitchen to tell everyone there about the imminent party. The kitchen dwellers didn’t raise the subject of the lack of hot water and simply screamed with joy too.

Bless.