Episode eight opens with Little Howard, dressed as a burglar and reaking havok with a security guard at a secured building. Count Arthur Strong speaks of the infamous Egyptian pharaoh Toot-the-car-horn and Andrew Maxwell teaches a class of oriental students the finer points of English culture; queueing, drinking and grunting.

Steve Hughes talks of England having to write a Santa wish list to America; “Dear America, England has been very good this year. We have killed everyone you asked us too, so can we please have some more bombs?”

Emotion Factory continue their scholls tour and this week the team fret abut saying the word “nigger” infront of the students. Perhaps the man that has been painted black with shoe polish might be more offensive. Matt Kirshen and Carey Marx discuss their manhood to great lengths and Katy Brand is propositioned by a drunk camel.

ITV2 Thursday 8 March 11:00 PM to 11:30 PM