So I should be spending my time informing you all that former Dallas star, Priscilla Presley is rumoured to have signed up for American reality TV show, Dancing With The Stars.

Now that I’ve told you, can we please spend some time focusing on what went wrong with Ms Presley’s face?

Priscilla is in her 60’s and I have no idea what age she actually looks, because she doesn’t actually look like a human being. The ex wife of former iconic rock and roll star Elvis Presley is said to be dating a man ten years her junior, and is very conscious of how she looks. But if this was true, wouldn’t she realise that she looks ridiculous and stop visiting whichever butcher left her face in the state it is? It’s no wonder that her daughter, Lisa-Marie fell for Michael Jackson, he looks so much like her mum!

If you look at the picture at the top of this article which was taken when Priscilla was playing Jenna Wade in Dallas, and then the picture at the bottom, you can see the transformation that Priscilla has undergone. When Priscilla appeared in Naked Gun 33 1/3 in 1994 she still looked amazing, however things seem to have gone downhill in the last ten years and I just feel so sorry for a woman who is so hungry for approval and fame that she will obviously go to any lengths to achieve it.

If only Elvis could see her now……he’d be all shook up!