David Hasselhoff has revealed that he is planning on making a UK version of hit 90’s TV show Baywatch and says he wants Katie Price to have the starring role.

“I’ve been thinking about basing a new show over here. It would be called UK-Watch. And Jordan is certainly feisty and has curves in all the right places,” he told the Daily Star.

There are two main flaws in The Hoff’s plans. Firstly, this is Britain and we have no real need for scores of busty lifeguards because when it rains all the time, no one goes to the beach. Secondly obviously he hasn’t seen Katie act before, the surf boards would have more charisma!