When her editor Janet Street Porter asked Ingid Tarrant if she was preparing to sell the exclusive story of their marriage break up, Ingrid said she would stop short of a warts and all account, but would be prepared to slam Chris for the damage she claims the break up has done to their kids in an explosive account for the magazine.

“Nobody’s going to get the story because that’s terribly, terribly private but there are aspects…I mean there is almost a funny side – it’s like a tragic-comedy in a funny kind of way. There is a story about the effect it is having on the children. This is between him and me, that’s it. I’ve dealt with it, it’s over and the ‘I prefer other women to you’ thing, that’s dealt with. But it’s the ongoing thing with the children – it’s the effect that it’s had on them.

“Behind every story there is the real story. We haven’t got divorced, point one, and everybody thinks we have this settlement and I haven’t said that he is hiding £15 million and if he is I’d like to know about it.”

Watch this space…

Is Chris cut out for it?

Chris Parker can’t bear to snap the celebs without asking their permission and when he had to take pictures of Jamelia arriving at a party he forgot to use his flash and had to ask her to pose for more pics on the way out. Darryn Lyons ran out of patience and said he thought the former Eastender wasn’t tough enough for life as a pap.

Lyons added: “I don’t know whether it’s his effeminate side or what but he just seems like everything’s too hard.”

And Chris wound up Abi and Imogen later when the three of them were out papping. He hooked up with his pal Fearne Cotton and instead of helping Abi and Imogen get some great shots, he acted the star and almost tried to shield his mate from the girls before joining her out on the town.

Abi gets a dirty bum

The furious girls carried on without Chris and there were hilarious scenes later when, trying to pap Noel Fielding from The Mighty Boosh, Abi stumbled backwards over a pile of rubbish in the street, much to the amusement of her fellow photographers. The gallant Fielding picked her up off the floor and gave her a big kiss.

Lisa winds up Darryn some more

When Lisa failed to get the shots for picture boss Darryn it all kicked off. When Darryn appeared not to be listening to Lisa’s excuse for not having the shots she stormed off and said: “I’m not in the mood.”

Furious Darryn replied: “You’re never in the f**king mood.”

Lisa replied: “I can’t deal with your rudeness.”

Darryn: “Sit there and do nothing all day. That’s fine by me. Lazy f**ker.”

Minutes later, Lisa confided to the camera: “I am not interested. I have come in here and done the job to the best of my ability. The way to get the best out of your team is to be civil.”

Darryn said: “I’ve got a job to so. She hasn’t done her job. It’s absolute rubbish. I can’t get anything out of her.”

Lisa said: “He’s got issues and it’s nothing to do with me.”

Darryn: “I have issues with her, not anyone else. She has been made to look like an idiot, not me.”

*Which celebrity will get the boot? Tune in tonight (Thursday) ITV2 at 10pm to find out.