We can’t believe that the BBC actually put this five piece band together specially for the Eurovision competition. Individually they may be able to sing, but as a group they may actually have produced the worst musical moment that we have ever witnessed.

On tonight’s show they sang a Steps song, ( though they claim it was by Bananarama ) and we’ve never sworn so much at our television, not even in the most awful of X Factor auditions.

The only one who shone was the mousey bloke at the end but then the other guy dragged it straight back into the gutter. If this is some of the best talent in Britain, then we might just move to The States.